I'm going to pick up my new car today!
This got me thinking: for the first time in my life, I will be allowed to use bumper stickers in the purpose for which they are intended. But which bumper stickers to use?
Some people like to use the back windscreen of their car to boast about the interesting places they've been and the interesting things they've done.
And so I bring to you a series of my own bumper stickers, based on my exotic life of travel. And it's all true. Here's the first:
Feel free to print these out and make up your own bumper stickers if you too swallowed a fly in Western Australia. It's not difficult to do.